Me: Want do you want for breakfast?
Kid: Eat? EAT? EAT. *shuffles to his trusty chair and pushes it in his corner of the kitchen counter. Proceeds to climb it.*
Me: Yeah, oatmeal sounds like a good idea! How about some eggs? How would you like your eggs cooked?
Kid: Poon! POON! POON!
Me: So scrambled? That’s a safe bet, better to be thoroughly cooked for wee bebes like you! You can eat it with a spoon too, so yeah “poon”, it is!
*I make scrambled eggs and oatmeal. Put it one of his brightly colored plates.*
Me: Alright! Here you go!
Kid: Booberries? Booberries? Booberries.
Me: No… all I have are eggs.
Oh yeah, you can’t really have conversations with almost 2 year olds.